he even has the bow tie
HIS FIRST NAME IS WILLIAM, MY WHOLE LIFE IS A LIE
Fun Fact: Bill is short for William
Holy smokes.
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“I want my life to be like an 80’s movie…”
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ALI THIS IS YOU
holly hell
!!!!!!
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I raise my eyebrow at you, sir: michaonthemoon: yaoibutts: I love how potato in French is pomme de...
I love how potato in French is pomme de terre, which pretty much means “earth apple.”
like what stupid frenchman saw this:
and said “zis petite légume looks like a, how you say, APPLE! hmmm… but it grows in ze earth… HON HON HON! MAIS OUI! C’EST UNE…
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